The Brads - How to build a corporate website

January 31st, 2011

99 Responses to “The Brads - How to build a corporate website”

  1. rishi

    January 31, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    hahaha so very true!

  2. Stomme poes

    February 1, 2011 at 6:00 am

    This is considered perfectly normal by businesses… but they wouldn’t DARE tell a crack team of engineers to make a bunch of retarded changes to a JET ENGINE

  3. Mike

    February 1, 2011 at 8:49 am

    so true…  so sad…

  4. kyle steed

    February 1, 2011 at 11:06 am

    And the cycle continues.

  5. Liz Hunt

    February 1, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  6. Sandy

    February 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    Works for nonprofit site redesigns, too. Except they’ll start putting random bizarre inside baseball political crap in from the user research part all the way to the end, then complain about the cost.

  7. Candi

    February 1, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    I was wondering where the catch was then bam, there it is. Great comic.

  8. Aaron Irizarry

    February 1, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    If I had a nickel for every time…

  9. Jeff Finley

    February 1, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Haha, Liz this is you!

  10. Tom Jenkins

    February 1, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    HA! The perfect storm of management interference.

  11. Beth

    February 1, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    In my experience corporate web design is usually doomed from the get go wink

  12. Amehaye

    February 1, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    The last panel should also be the first..

  13. Daniel

    February 1, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    And don’t forget the obligatory “There seems to be a bug in the site if i view it in IE6…” during the review.

  14. Yuan Ma

    February 1, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    @Brad, why are these becoming increasingly more depressing? Misery loves company, you’re supposed to trick people into starting careers in web design and development. wink

  15. Ed

    February 1, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    When are posters of this comic going to be available… Must have for department at work!

  16. Ian

    February 1, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Stomme.. You’ve never worked in defense contracting, I take it. Sadly this *is* a lot like how jet engines, or at least the systems they’re installed in, get designed..

  17. Adrian Diaconescu

    February 2, 2011 at 1:02 am

    Wow, this so reminds me of my last 9-5 job! I feel like you were there during those long meetings. wink

  18. Ryan

    February 2, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Wahn wahn! I have seen this happen way too many times.. And half the time it is the client that has a wife that likes orange.

  19. Heather

    February 2, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    Replace “Managers change everything all willy nilly based on personal whims” with “Manager changes everything based on an article he read in an in-flight magazine.” It happened…

  20. Jason

    February 2, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    Ugh. Yes - I’ve experienced this first hand with a government organisation. Actually going through this process right now - hopefully with a different pre-launch outcome!

  21. Cone Bone

    February 2, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    Best comic about this subject I’ve seen in a long time. Take that Smashing Magazine and your lame @ss comics. Take notes! Cause this comic hits home!

  22. Christian Vuong

    February 2, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    I second Heather… so true!!

  23. Ken Wilson

    February 2, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    Going through this exact scenario right now with our nonprofit. Frightening how accurate this cartoon is. Where’s my Tums™?

  24. Gabe Diaz

    February 2, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    Too funny! This goes hand in hand with “Can you make the logo bigger?! Like almost half the width of the page?”

  25. Mark

    February 2, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    Haha! That’s so true! Very funny smile

  26. Zach

    February 2, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    I fail to see the problem as long as the checks keep flowing.  That, in the end, is the point of corporations…flowing checks.

  27. Fzn

    February 2, 2011 at 5:31 pm

    In México is the same process… but made by just 1 people: ME!!!!!!!!!!!

    :S

  28. Dima

    February 2, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Very nicely done and very true.

  29. chrisjarvis01

    February 2, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    really good job on the comic and really funny and really true!

  30. Rebecca

    February 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Haaaaahahaha hilarious! I have to agree with adding orange though… I am from Syracuse smile

  31. Matthias

    February 2, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    I think this comic is funny because it is so true.

  32. Will Merydith

    February 2, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    You worked at Disney too?

  33. Patrick Béland

    February 2, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    Not sure if it’s funny or sad… Been there. Done that. And there again today. Ah bitter sweet world of design…

  34. William Fernandez

    February 2, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    Been there. Great illustration!

  35. Ranzie

    February 3, 2011 at 3:10 am

    Very funny and sadly all to often true.

  36. Andy Paddock

    February 3, 2011 at 4:26 am

    This looks like a version of the Oatmeal cartoon that you could show to a customer http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

  37. Paul

    February 3, 2011 at 4:58 am

    So true! Great illustration ! We have often the case in our agency, and the most difficult part wehn we build a website is to convince client he is wrong for changes he requests !

  38. Al Stevens

    February 3, 2011 at 5:53 am

    Great truths, and maybe a lesson to involve stakeholders much earlier in the design process?

  39. Seb

    February 3, 2011 at 8:01 am

    Absolutely spot on…!

  40. Ioana

    February 3, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Brilliant. I got through the first half and I was thinking “Wow, so there ARE corporate sites built like this, it’s not just a crazy dream, this can actually be true!”... and then I saw the other half. Back to reality (sigh).

  41. Jim B.

    February 3, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Sad but so true. I can’t tell you how many times this has been the story…

  42. Megan

    February 4, 2011 at 1:39 am

    That is SPOT ON! smile

  43. Bostjan

    February 7, 2011 at 3:43 am

    Haha, nice! I like the jet engine line :D Time to start doing something about it!

  44. David Hancock

    February 7, 2011 at 6:27 pm

    Haha very funny! Shame it’s very accurate lol!

  45. Matt

    February 7, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    Another great comic! Any ideas for how to end (or at least stymie) this vicious cycle?

  46. Ramin

    February 8, 2011 at 2:58 am

    Haha so true. I’ve been wondering what would be a nice solution to it. Everyone knows water fall life cycle for a project is doomed against requirement changes but what would be a good solution to accept changes and at the same time to make customer understand and accept the required extra development time and expenses without freaking him out???

  47. Amy Hendrix

    February 8, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    Ow. owowowow. ow.

  48. Rob Busby

    February 8, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    WOW! This is the most accurate portrayal of Web Design / Development in a corporate setting I have ever seen. It’s so uncanny how you are dead on! Great illustration, but an even better story line.

  49. Frank Fabian

    February 8, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    hehe. I’ve been on that project!

  50. ev4n

    February 8, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    Should have been:

    “My cat likes orange.”

  51. Ahmad Ali

    February 9, 2011 at 3:45 am

    Its Funny !! wkwkwkwkwk , its common issue when creating a web for a company !!

  52. Donna Vitan

    February 9, 2011 at 5:07 am

    Amazeballs! And so frightening full of truth!

  53. omsin3z

    February 9, 2011 at 9:56 am

    Great comic. Very true.

  54. RCA

    February 9, 2011 at 10:37 am

    That’s my day-to-day life at work, I hate to design by commitment.

  55. bob

    February 9, 2011 at 11:25 am

    If you want to see this in motion, just check OfficeArrow.com

  56. Alex Royo

    February 9, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Matrix Day.

  57. Emre

    February 9, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    Actually a designer can prevent managers from doing this. Before managers tells their ideas on your final work, convince them that they are just ignorant, cocky bastards, and make them think you are the master. Smash them with your personality first, then they will approve whatever you present…

  58. Lex trezn

    February 10, 2011 at 12:40 am

    it’s okeeeeeeeeeeee…..

  59. wall art

    February 10, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    Great graphic - having just been through the whole process I can honestly say it’s funny cos it’s true! Great blog!

  60. Get In Nepal

    February 10, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    Haha, Nice one and True!!

  61. ginanjar

    February 11, 2011 at 6:32 am

    is this your experience? how can you solve it?

  62. First Timer

    February 11, 2011 at 8:18 am

    Haha, so true! Management teams need to find this link in their inbox!

  63. Vaishali

    February 14, 2011 at 2:09 am

    Haha….Good one…and its so True :D

  64. Remy

    February 15, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Anyway to get this in a poster format?

  65. Cedric

    February 15, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    This is my life! Bang on!

  66. Caleb

    February 16, 2011 at 11:01 am

    WHY GOD, WHY?

  67. Dwight

    February 16, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Put a Facebook like button on this because I LIKE IT!

  68. Dan

    February 17, 2011 at 9:27 am

    If this process is so universal to everyone, then why don’t you change it?

  69. Jirka Stencek

    February 28, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Management is always right! :D

  70. kRISHNA

    March 3, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    very very very true, this is what happens and finally designers and developers like us get fucked after doing so much of valuable work .
    lol great exp[erience bro

  71. Vijay

    March 11, 2011 at 10:43 am

    thats a messy SDLC and Agile process

  72. Luis Abarca

    March 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    very true, it happens to me a week ago haha

  73. Iain Davenport

    May 4, 2011 at 9:14 am

    This is SO true it hurts. Great post put a smile on a tired face - Thanks.

  74. y2kemo

    May 12, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Truer words (and pictures) have never been spoken (and drawn).

  75. cap seal

    May 16, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    nice site, never saw so good posting

  76. Bayden

    May 19, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    hahahaha…T.T
    Clients want to do something more and more..

  77. Felipe

    June 22, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    The comedy of life.
    Who has not experienced it?

  78. Sergio Almeida

    June 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    I love it. I learned to have fun with it.

    It has a client that requires that, when passing the mouse over any image, the same would go with a lightbox in order to view the bigger picture, a zoom effect. The client said: “Click for what? We are in the 21st century! My clients do not need to click.” I know someone might think, “click is relative” and it is! Really! Clicks are not necessary, since you do not have a gallery with 9 pictures in a mosaic, distributed in 3 of 3 per line! You know? 3x3? Please, explains how you zoom the picture in the middle?”

  79. web design

    August 2, 2011 at 3:25 am

    It’s true. It’s all true.

  80. Global News

    August 2, 2011 at 4:28 am

    This is just so hilarious !! Its common issue when creating a web for a company! Henry

  81. freelance webdesign

    September 23, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    Nice illustration. and so hilarious but ture

  82. Joe

    September 29, 2011 at 9:22 am

    @Stomme poes
    << they wouldn’t DARE tell a crack team of engineers to make a bunch of retarded changes to a JET ENGINE >>

    I can see you have not worked in industry as an engineer.  Managers do the same thing.  The engine works ... but is it inefficient, more expensive, technologically backwards, ... and management played a role? You bet!

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    October 9, 2011 at 7:48 am

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  84. Motamindi

    December 30, 2011 at 7:02 am

    May be it´s not hilarious at all. Everybody assumes that the site had performed well with the original design by the professionals. But how do we know that? They could not convince the management. So their design did not work for all people.

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    January 25, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    Great method of putting the message across. You’ve inspired me to make a similar comic strip

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